KEEP BOUNCING: 03.2009

21.3.09

TRUE GRIT

From Drawings

True Grit. 2009. Lou Carv Flying. 8"x8". Ink on Paper

BLUISH GOING NUTS

From Drawings

Bluish Going Nuts. 2009. Lou Carv Flying. 9"x9". Ink on Paper.

WILD ANDROID

From Drawings

Wild Android. 2009. Lou Carv Flying. 9"x9". Ink on Paper.

The wild android along with his friends will take over this town and everyone will be super pissed.

19.3.09

I SAW A BAT

Detail from Furious Flying Bubblegum. 2009. Lou Carv Flying.

I saw a bat this morning. It was flying above hunting an insect.

I was teaching my class a lesson on working hard. I told them to carefully observe nature. We are just like wild animals. No difference. Lazy animals are ugly, distorted. Like the Vulture. The vulture is so lazy it waits till something dies and rots and then it eats. But that's why it's one of the ugliest-nastiest animals in the animal kingdom. But the Eagle or a Lion-the best hunters in the animal kingdom-are the most beautiful, powerful.

17.3.09

FLYING THINGS

From Drawings

Flying Things. 2009. Lou Carv Flying. 11"x14". Ink on Paper.
I have a plan.

14.3.09

HALL PASS

Hall Pass. 2009. Lou Carv. 6"x4". Ink on a Hall Pass.

This is a quick sketch of something I might be doing. I like it. I like it.

13.3.09

RULES FOR RADICALS MY ASS

Rules For Radicals My Ass! 2009. Lou Carv Flying. Ink on Paperback Book.

12.3.09

THE BIRD DOES NOT COMMUNICATE WITH ME ANYMORE!

From Drawings

Land on my Black Glove Blue Jay. 2009. Lou Carv. 11"x14". Ink on Paper.
"You think your funny?" I can see his eyes through the helmet sheild-surprised. "I'm going to kick your fuckin ass." I'm planning, comming in slowly, hoping he doesn't pull a gun. When I'm about to attack, he takes off on his motorcycle and sticks the middle finger at me. I should have never given him a warning and I would have taught the young punk a lesson.

10.3.09

CIA GIRL ANDROID

From Drawings

CIA Girl Android. 2009. Lou Carv. 11"x14". Ink on Paper.

I was told I was going to the Victorias Secret Party so I got all excited. But, two weeks later I was told I wasn't going to see the Victoria Secret Models. So, now I'm pissed.

4.3.09

RESUME

Detail from Louie Kisses Girl Robots. 2009. Lou Carv Paranoid Android.

My Resume:
1. Passed out flyers for different companies: 10 years old.
2. Publix bag boy: Collected tips from hot women.
3. The Odome Stadium, Gainesville: Chuck D waved his fist at me.
4. UPS: Stepped on a box and almost got fired but the Union saved my job. Crashed a truck.
5. 2 different Call Centers for conducting surveys: Would use different accents and became the #1 caller.
6. A Lumberyard - no comment.
7. 5-Star Pizza-I couldn't find a house, so on my way back to the store, I ate a slice. Then, I put the box on the counter and another worker delivered it but the slice was missing.
8. First Union National Bank: Wore a freaking tie everyday then I lost some money.
9. Real Estate Agent-I tried to rule the world but found out it was a scam.
10. Miami Senior High Math Teacher: The best job I've had. But, the GOVERNMENT is ripping teachers OFF.